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Act 2 - Notes 2

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

 

 

—Dave: Quickly retrieve arms from cinderblocks.—

He’s good.

 

—Dave: Get the damn beta and save your friend’s life!—

 

—Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable.—

:I

 

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Hehe :3

 

—Dave: Examine closet.—

…is that clothes or a curtain? =/ Again, they /have/ clothes, so I wonder if they ever just go and change?

 

—Dave: Check the blue box. —

/Of course/ it’s irony, Dave. Of course ;3

 

—Dave: Take box.—

Dave has 9 cards :0

 

—Dave: Examine jar of unknown yellow substance in the closet.—

AJ!! : D

 

—Dave: Take juice.—

Math math math

 

—Dave: Access Pesterchum and pester John.—

 

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Interesting background :0

 

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—Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your interests.—

Dat graphic design xD

 

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—Dave: Check the latest page of the Midnight Crew.—

Gotta check on that, man.

 

—Midnight Crew.—

Tiny room is tiny.

 

—Use Occam’s Razor on plans and schemes.—

 

—SS: Climb ladder and exit hideout. Implement nefarious plots —

Well…

 

—Dave: Skip ahead a hundred pages or so.—

To be expected.

 

—Dave: Save your place, read it later. —

Ain’t nobody got time for that… even though I am re-reading something that’s so grand myself xD

 

—Dave: Answer chum.—

Rose is quite adamant that Dave is homosexual xD Aww Rose. Hehe They play off each other so well :3

 

—JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP DOING NOTHING. —

I wonder what he’s think about :0

 

—==> ??—

Well…

 

—TROUBLING. INVESTIGATE THIS.—

Not cool, man.

 

—Dave: Play some hauntingly sick beats. —

Can’t be on the computer for too long, now, can we?

 

—[S] ==> —

I pressed the… (A-D going down, 1-4 going left to right) A4, B4, and D1 buttons and it sounded cool :3

I think I might just right click on the next link and keep this up as background music :D

 

—Dave: Take sip of the apple juice, despite what John said.—

:D

 

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Lol.

 

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Poor dave

 

—Dave: Allocate sword to strife specibus. —

Already done :D

 

—Dave: Captchalogue sword.—

Whoops!

 

—Dave: Get a towel or something!—

Dirk, man. Dirk. And… what is with the eye of the puppet in that picture? O.o

 

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—Dave: Captchalogue damp towel.—

All the problems.

 

—Dave: Search the bathroom for something slightly less damp.—

There you go.

 

—Dave: Take towel.—

 

—Dave: Clean up the juice.—

There we go :3 A ripe place for disaster!

 

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It would be a bad way to lose them… but would it be the worst?

 

—Dave: Turn off the fan.—

Of course it is, Dave.

 

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Mhmmm

 

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Sword!

 

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Well… another broken window we have.

 

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Jade will, though.

 

—Dave: Look out window.—

More time, Dave?

 

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Hi Rose :3

 

—==>—

Mhmmm

 

—Rose: Psychoanalyze mother’s love of wizards. —

Roxy loves wixards, though x3

 

—Rose: Go downstairs to the kitchen back door.—

Large living room is large. And all the wizards, man. All of them.

 

—Rose: View Mother’s solid copper vacuum statue.—

Awww Roxy.

 

—Rose: Grab the Eldritch Princess.—

Hehe

 

—Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements.—

Umbrella acquired!

 

—Rose: Peek inside kitchen.—

All the liquor, all of it.

 

—Rose: Investigate richly colored object in middle of screen.—

Welded, man. Welded.

 

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The meaning of that word, though… that doesn’t actually sound like Roxy :0

 

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Oh the Lalondes.

 

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Yup

 

—Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. —

No one must be watching >:3

 

—Rose: Captchalogue W.—

And continuing to squander cards and space…

 

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—Rose: Think of ways to one-up mother.—

 

—Rose: Captchalogue velvet pillow.—

Must to embroider! >:3

 

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And auto-balance it does!

 

—Rose: Head out the back door.—

Whoops!

 

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Mhmmm

 

—Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a roll.—

 

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Youth Roll! :D

 

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Arg =/

 

—Meanwhile, in the past again.—

Back to Dave.

 

—Dave: Answer chum.—

Jade :D

 

—Dave: Get phone.—

Best reasoning for phones.

 

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Mhmmm.

 

—JOHN, PURSUE ADVERSARY INTO THAT ROOM.—

Well…

 

—THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. —

Mhmmm

 

—READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES.—

Oh, look. They actually look a little cute when they’re small like that :3

 

—[S] Rose: Youth roll right out the front door.—

Oh the Lalondes :3

 

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—Rose: First, be the pony. Second, trample Mom.—

Awww

 

—JOHN TURN AROUND!!!!!—

 

—==>!!!—

Mhmmmm

 

—[S] ==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!—

Whoops!!

 

—Rose: Exit.—

Almost!

 

—Rose: Use umbrella.—

 

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—[S] GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER.—

Yup

 

—Rose: Forget the W and make haste to the mausoleum.—

 

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All the fire. All of it.

 

—[S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!—

Yay! :D

 

—YOU SAID —

 

—PUT THE BUNNY—

 

—BACK IN—

 

—THE BOX!!!!!!—

=/

 

—NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS.—

I wonder how Hussie comes up with these terms…

Victory Dance! :D

 

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Now you can get to BUILDING :D

 

—WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD.—

Bunnykind :D

 

—OK.—

Safe bunny is safe :3

 

—GATHER THE SCATTERED BITS OF YOUR LARGE HAMMER.—

Hmmm

 

—NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER.—

I kind of imagine John being good at creative stuff somehow… like, with fixing stuff… it helps that his weapon is a hammer. He shall fix everything! :D

 

—FINE. NOW WHAT—

And it’s Dave. :0

 

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Back to Rose!

 

—Rose: Hurry and activate the generator!—

There :D Safety, safety, safety.

 

—Rose: Defile tomb. —

Mhmmmm

 

—Rose: Plug in your laptop.—

And there’s Dave, again.

 

—THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE DOOR.—

Aaaah. I didn’t even notice that…

 

—INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE.—

Welp!

 

—[S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS—

Jane! Or… Nanna!Jane! X3

 

—Rose: Pester John.—

Everyone’s talking to John. Even though we wind up Seeing Dave talking to Rose. And Dave is slowly realizing things. And Cal, man. Cal.

 

—INTERROGATE THIS MADWOMAN.—

I smell a story coming on…

 

—==>— ((2321))

So… Void divides Light and Darkness. Interesting…

 

—[S] GO ON. ==>—

Skaia! :D

 

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—ME?? ==>—

Yes, John, you :3

 

—A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==>—

Build, build, build!

 

—==>!—

Mhmmm

 

—==>?—

Like… making a new planet.

 

—YES I WILL HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE FLOAT HAG ABOUT THAT.—

Welp.

 

—THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER.—

Cookies, man! Cookies!

 

—JOHN YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO GET THEM—

No Betty Crocker Cookies for John!

 

—Rose: Hit John in the head with box to get his attention.—

Well.

 

—==>—

It’s well written, though, Rose :3

 

—==>— (2333)

Silly Jaspers.