Tuesday, January 15, 2013
—Dave: Quickly retrieve arms from cinderblocks.—
—Dave: Get the damn beta and save your friend’s life!—
—Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable.—
—Dave: Examine closet.—
…is that clothes or a curtain? =/ Again, they /have/ clothes, so I wonder if they ever just go and change?
—Dave: Check the blue box. —
/Of course/ it’s irony, Dave. Of course ;3
—Dave: Take box.—
Dave has 9 cards :0
—Dave: Examine jar of unknown yellow substance in the closet.—
AJ!! : D
—Dave: Take juice.—
Math math math
—Dave: Access Pesterchum and pester John.—
Interesting background :0
—Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your interests.—
Dat graphic design xD
—Dave: Check the latest page of the Midnight Crew.—
Gotta check on that, man.
Tiny room is tiny.
—Use Occam’s Razor on plans and schemes.—
—SS: Climb ladder and exit hideout. Implement nefarious plots —
—Dave: Skip ahead a hundred pages or so.—
To be expected.
—Dave: Save your place, read it later. —
Ain’t nobody got time for that… even though I am re-reading something that’s so grand myself xD
—Dave: Answer chum.—
Rose is quite adamant that Dave is homosexual xD Aww Rose. Hehe They play off each other so well :3
—JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP DOING NOTHING. —
I wonder what he’s think about :0
—TROUBLING. INVESTIGATE THIS.—
Not cool, man.
—Dave: Play some hauntingly sick beats. —
Can’t be on the computer for too long, now, can we?
—[S] ==> —
I pressed the… (A-D going down, 1-4 going left to right) A4, B4, and D1 buttons and it sounded cool :3
I think I might just right click on the next link and keep this up as background music :D
—Dave: Take sip of the apple juice, despite what John said.—
—Dave: Allocate sword to strife specibus. —
Already done :D
—Dave: Captchalogue sword.—
—Dave: Get a towel or something!—
Dirk, man. Dirk. And… what is with the eye of the puppet in that picture? O.o
—Dave: Captchalogue damp towel.—
All the problems.
—Dave: Search the bathroom for something slightly less damp.—
There you go.
—Dave: Take towel.—
—Dave: Clean up the juice.—
There we go :3 A ripe place for disaster!
It would be a bad way to lose them… but would it be the worst?
—Dave: Turn off the fan.—
Of course it is, Dave.
Well… another broken window we have.
Jade will, though.
—Dave: Look out window.—
More time, Dave?
Hi Rose :3
—Rose: Psychoanalyze mother’s love of wizards. —
Roxy loves wixards, though x3
—Rose: Go downstairs to the kitchen back door.—
Large living room is large. And all the wizards, man. All of them.
—Rose: View Mother’s solid copper vacuum statue.—
—Rose: Grab the Eldritch Princess.—
—Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements.—
—Rose: Peek inside kitchen.—
All the liquor, all of it.
—Rose: Investigate richly colored object in middle of screen.—
Welded, man. Welded.
The meaning of that word, though… that doesn’t actually sound like Roxy :0
Oh the Lalondes.
—Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. —
No one must be watching >:3
—Rose: Captchalogue W.—
And continuing to squander cards and space…
—Rose: Think of ways to one-up mother.—
—Rose: Captchalogue velvet pillow.—
Must to embroider! >:3
And auto-balance it does!
—Rose: Head out the back door.—
—Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a roll.—
Youth Roll! :D
—Meanwhile, in the past again.—
Back to Dave.
—Dave: Answer chum.—
—Dave: Get phone.—
Best reasoning for phones.
—JOHN, PURSUE ADVERSARY INTO THAT ROOM.—
—THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. —
—READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES.—
Oh, look. They actually look a little cute when they’re small like that :3
—[S] Rose: Youth roll right out the front door.—
Oh the Lalondes :3
—Rose: First, be the pony. Second, trample Mom.—
—JOHN TURN AROUND!!!!!—
—Rose: Use umbrella.—
—[S] GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER.—
—Rose: Forget the W and make haste to the mausoleum.—
All the fire. All of it.
—[S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!—
—YOU SAID —
—PUT THE BUNNY—
—NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS.—
I wonder how Hussie comes up with these terms…
Victory Dance! :D
Now you can get to BUILDING :D
—WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD.—
Safe bunny is safe :3
—GATHER THE SCATTERED BITS OF YOUR LARGE HAMMER.—
—NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER.—
I kind of imagine John being good at creative stuff somehow… like, with fixing stuff… it helps that his weapon is a hammer. He shall fix everything! :D
—FINE. NOW WHAT—
And it’s Dave. :0
Back to Rose!
—Rose: Hurry and activate the generator!—
There :D Safety, safety, safety.
—Rose: Defile tomb. —
—Rose: Plug in your laptop.—
And there’s Dave, again.
—THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE DOOR.—
Aaaah. I didn’t even notice that…
—INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE.—
—[S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS—
Jane! Or… Nanna!Jane! X3
—Rose: Pester John.—
Everyone’s talking to John. Even though we wind up Seeing Dave talking to Rose. And Dave is slowly realizing things. And Cal, man. Cal.
—INTERROGATE THIS MADWOMAN.—
I smell a story coming on…
So… Void divides Light and Darkness. Interesting…
—[S] GO ON. ==>—
Yes, John, you :3
—A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==>—
Build, build, build!
Like… making a new planet.
—YES I WILL HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE FLOAT HAG ABOUT THAT.—
—THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER.—
Cookies, man! Cookies!
—JOHN YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO GET THEM—
No Betty Crocker Cookies for John!
—Rose: Hit John in the head with box to get his attention.—
It’s well written, though, Rose :3